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purity test [25 Apr 2007|12:29am]

51.4%  didn't pay to much attention though, so it may be skewed.

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[13 Jan 2006|01:57am]
im drunk! i havein fthe beat timer of mY LIFE WITH this awesome girl kristine. Hypnotic is the best! this is awesome!!
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[16 Nov 2005|02:00pm]
Taken from denniscrowl67

Gay marriage and how people think it's wrong!!

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


Haha! That's the best list I've read in a long time.
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[14 Sep 2005|01:27am]
[ mood | stressed ]

Two words to sum up my general feelings right now...

Fuck College.

Three science classes wouldn't be so bad if the tests were a little bit spread out, and I really can't afford to be working between classes but I have to pay for shit.

New plan.

I've always kinda liked the fact that I'm among the youngest in my grade. Sure, it sucks sometimes, but it makes me feel smart and that kinda makes up for it. Now, if I can figure out a way to finance it, I think I'm gonna extend my pre-pharmacy to three years, maybe take the third year at KU so that I don't have to worry about transfering the credits as the right thing and that way I can spread the rest of my classes out. I'll techniquly be a sophmore and I'll, in theory, be about the same age as my fellow sophmores. As for my associate in science...well, it depends if there's a time limit. If there isn't a time limit then I'm definatly dropping my ethics class and screw bowling. If there is a time limit, well, I think that I'll drop Ethics anyway and just not get my associates. Even with dropping ethics it'll be a stressfull year, but at least it won't be as stressfull.

Oh yeah, I hate my Chem 1 teacher from last year. I don't know what the hell he's doing teaching a college level course (he's a high school chem teacher) but he really screwed me over. The only things I learned from that class was what I read in the book, and some things the book just doesn't explain very well.

I think I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now. Not really, although when I got done trying to study for my organic chem test (8PM to 1motherfuckingAM) and realized that I didn't understand a lot of shit (mostly from Chem 1 and a few things that I havn't learned yet in Chem 2 none of which did we go over in organic.) Heh, I walked back to my room and was just like "man, I really just want to sit down and play piano" because that's what I use to do to realive stress but 1) I don't have a piano and 2) it would ironically only frustrate me more becuase I can't play 97% of the stuff that I use to. But anyway, it's the first test and it's mostly review. So if nothing else, I think I can compensate for one bad horrible test at the begining of the year. Besides, if I take one pre-pharmacy year at KU then I can afford to fuck up this semesters Organic and just take it again next semester. (if my step father wouldn't of stole thousands of dollars from me then an extra year at KU could maybe of been a definate...cheap bastard.) This semester could be like an intro to Organic. And hey, if hell froze over and I got an A in the class then I wouldn't have to bother with it second semester.

Fuck. I still have Anatomy and Physiology homework....fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Someone please shoot me, I think I've gone insane. Hell, I'm not doing it. She's gives us one class period grace period anyway.

If you see me around and I look like or act like I'm pissed at you, I'm not. I'm just stressed. Now, on the other hand if you run into me in the next two days and I'm extremly happy..well, I've either gone insane or I'm on drugs, neither of which is a good thing. Well, I'll try to stay optimistic.

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a girls first time [14 Sep 2005|01:20am]
[ mood | amused ]

(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)



It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

PERVERT

I know what you were thinking!

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[11 Sep 2005|07:15pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

being sick really sucks ass.

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[07 Sep 2005|09:01pm]
[ mood | happy ]

For those of you that didn't know, I am currently the president of Alpha Phi Alpha chapter of Phi Theta Kappa (Honor society for 2-year colleges.) However, as of tommarro (if all goes well) I will no longer be president, or for that matter even an officer. I'm spread way to thin with work and school and PTK is what's suffering the most. I'm not able to do my job as an officer and that's not fair to the rest of the officer team. Right now I'm basically worthless as an officer and as the year progresses I'm sure that it will only get worst. So I am resigning and nominating Christina.

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Live and try and let live [06 Sep 2005|11:47pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

You'de be suprised how many people glare at you when you try to sell them a $3.00 red cross braclet...even after you say that 100% of the profit goes to red cross. Apparently charity isn't allowed at football games...all well, I still sold 40 of them, even if a third of them were bullied into it.......my life really blows sometimes.


Heh, I forgot how some people are really into their "image". Can't walk out the door without triple checking everything in the mirror. That doesn't really bother me though. Do what you do. It's when you go out and criticize the way that someone else looks that bothers me. Get over it, your life will be a lot happier.


You either like the person or you don't, and if you don't, then why the hell are you talking to them in the first place?


The funnest people to hang out with are the ones that are willing to do silly things and have fun. The not so fun people are the ones that just laugh at you when you tell them what you did over the weekend then talk about doing something "cool" (for christ sake, we're not in high school anymore.)


If you insist on creating unnecesarry drama then please do it with someone else that feels the urge to create unneccesary drama. Just leave me out of it, I don't care.

Drink. Eat. And be fucking merry!


None of this is directed at anyone, but there are a lot of general trends.

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[05 Sep 2005|11:34pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Fun things of the week:

1) costume party.
2) swimming in near 6 feet of suds.

The end.

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Fainting Fun [01 Sep 2005|10:22am]
[ mood | happy ]

So, today was the first time that I have ever fainted, and I must say that it was kinda enjoyable. Sure, the nausea and lightheadness preceding wasn't that fun, but the fading eyesite and fucked up dream thing was. And the best part..waking up with a nurse over me and not knowing where the fuck I was or how I got there. Classic. Considering that it's caused by not enough oxygen getting to the brain, it's kinda like a high-ish I suppose. Of course, I did knock a cup of water over getting half of my hoody wet...but I don't remember that anyway. Fun times.

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[17 Aug 2005|11:53pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

Well...if all goes well, i'm once again about $20 away from maxing out my $1000 credit line.....but on the bright side, I'll be getting a new computer in return. My parents already agreed to help me pay it off as a birthday present (august 23 by the way) but they are rather poor so that's not saying much. Of course, all of this is based on the assumption that I actually have enough money on my credit line....

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[17 Aug 2005|01:05am]
Ever notice how all the important knowledge that you have to say is actually quite worthless/boring to everyone else?
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[14 Aug 2005|07:15pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

A weekend of youth church camp = 7 hours of sleep (total) + Twister and homoerotic positions + mud wrestling with 12 people in the rain. The End.

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[09 Aug 2005|03:00pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

And the choir rejoices!!! I finally killed my $970 credit bill! Kay...now I've just gotta go get my credit card from the island that can not be found unless you already know where it is...

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[07 Aug 2005|11:42pm]
Ever feel like you really want to post something, but you have absolutly nothing you can post about?
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[31 Jul 2005|12:24am]
Allright, so I got a new job as an RA (Residant Assistant) at the college...and that means that I have to quit at Pizza Hut. But hey, at least now I won't have to worry about getting a crappy RA since I ~will~ be the RA. Now I just have to get an on campus job....except there are no on campus jobs...well, i'm screwed, but at least I get a free room and dirt cheap meals.
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[25 Jul 2005|04:46pm]
Wow....life's gotten dull. I've been working at Pizza Hut nonstop it seems like. On the brightside, I've only worked there a month and they're saying that in three months I'll be a shift manager. But yeah, it's still Pizza Hut. If anyone wants to hang out, give me a call.
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Isn't it ironic [17 Jul 2005|05:22pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

haha. wow, so I waited a year to talk to him only to discover that I don't really want to talk to him. During that year he hasn't really changed much...and I have. Duh Josie. Should of saw that one coming. I guess the first warning should of been the fact that he wouldn't talk to me for a year. I think that I'm through with most High Schoolers and the recently graduated...and for that matter just people in general who havn't gotten out since graduating. Irritating.

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[07 Jul 2005|03:12am]
So I guess the world must of came to an end...

July 2nd, 2005

Matholomew207 [12:52 AM]: i've been meaning to call you for a while
Matholomew207 [12:52 AM]: just to see what you were up to and apologize for being an ass towards you
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[05 Jul 2005|02:32pm]
So working on 4th of July ~really~ sucked. I got no delivaries untill like thrity minutes before we close. Then I got two, which kept us there till 11 instead of 10:30. all well. Yeah, if we would of stayed open till 11 instead of 10 then I would of had a shitload of deliveries. Out of my two deliveries i got ~no~ tips....although I did get some change from woody and my boss gave me a pity dollar (gas money).

All well. I missed Kaleb's show, I couldn't go to zach's, I couldn't make it out to where i wanted to be to watch the derby fireworks, the only fireworks i saw were the ones that went for an hour after i got off work and while i was driving my deliveries/getting cursed at.

oh yeah, and allergies really suck.
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